The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I think my moral compass just broke
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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