i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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