let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I don't deserve a penis
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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