Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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