smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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