She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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