Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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