new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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