Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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