Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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