Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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