So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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