Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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