I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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