yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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