This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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