I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
