I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
No...this little piggys going to the bar
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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