He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
The Olympian is in my bed
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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