You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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