It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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