I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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