Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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