there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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