Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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