Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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