dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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