my vag is so smooth its legendary
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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