How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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