I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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