erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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