My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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