How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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