she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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