I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
His nipple licking is glorious
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