He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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