i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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