that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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