Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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