He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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