well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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