Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You have to summon your inner elephant
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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