So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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