Your tits are I can't wait for
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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