so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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