Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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