Pappa wants mamma naked
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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