Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
