You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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