After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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